Finds a company in LA and explains to the lady the issue, she gives him a quote and says send the suit and a check to us and we will fix it, and the price quoted INCLUDES return freight.
So he sends it off and waits 10 days, but hears nothing, checks his account and the cheque was cashed two days after he sent the suit, so he calls her up to see whats up.
The woman says sorry, but due to your botched repair job we spent two hours just getting the old patch off and now to continue we need an extra $120.00.
Now my mates not poor, but he is difficult,..... so he says "NO", that was the quote, so fix it or send my suit back at your cost with a refund cheque.
She refuses and says she will be out of pocket if she do's that.
After a week of e-mails and phone calls she tells him, unless he send the balance she will not return his suit.
He gets the Zig and calls the local police station and explains the issue, he says he is quite prepared to get on a plane and either lay a charge of theft locally or would they accompany him to the company and get his suit and money back.
The Policeman says , No Need, we will send an officer out and explain to her, you are right, she is wrong and she needs to return the suit and the refund cheque.
That afternoon they send out a cop and the next day he gets a terse e-mail saying the suit is on its way with the refund.
Now, the best part is,..... when he receives the suit he notices that his patch was removed but not returned.! He calls the woman and tells her he wants his patch back.
She slams down the phone,
He calls the police again and says she is still holding his property (a patch) and he wants it back or the $25.00 it cost him to buy.
Cop go's back and the next thing $25.00 is paid into his account.
I had a good chuckle over this, imagine getting that right here in SA.........you would have more chance of finding a hen with teeth.
Maybe it lightens your day as well, but what would you have done.? I am interested to hear.















